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I made this to prove to myself that i don't suck

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I'm writing a song about a squid because i'm gay
Song about a squid

Went down to the bottom of the ocean floor and there he was
Mr. Squid, Mr. Squid

He sold ink in little jars that he got from his ink sac thingy that he has within his body

They were too expensive

He's in the ocean, what's the commotion Mr. Squid?

Can i have some of your ink for half the price? he say...
"No"
"I am a legitimate businessman/squid"

I'm writing a song about a squid because i'm gay
We're at the bottom of the ocean, and there's no commotion

And he said to me, "If you don't have the money, what can you offer me for my ink"?

....

I'll suck your dink

"I don't have one" he says, "I am a squid"
Oh yeah

I just wanted some ink to print my papers
Papers please
I don't have any ink or money, the Squid i can't suck his dink i can't get his ink what am i gonna do when i get home?

I start to cry in the ocean, but noone can tell 'cuz it's in the water submerged in the water

But the squid looks and he notices, he says "listen boy"
"i think you can.. fuck off"
He wasn't a nice squid after all

I'm writing a song about a squid because i'm gay
I think that's all i had to say

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from The greatest shits, track released July 3, 2014

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