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1.	I gotta start somewhere 03:24	info	buy track
2.	A result of procrastination 05:28	lyrics	buy track
(i may do this again with lyrics and drums, but maybe not)
3.	Vegas is a cunt 06:31	info	buy track
4.	and another day and another day 06:42	info	buy track
5.	A chicken in a basketball 03:08	info	buy track
6.	Da Goove 04:03	info	buy track
7.	I'm only sleeping with Jesse Wood (cover) 03:08	info	buy track
8.	Buttleneck 02:01	info	buy track
9.	Squid 04:18	lyrics	buy track
I'm writing a song about a squid because i'm gay Song about a squid Went down to the bottom of the ocean floor and there he was Mr. Squid, Mr. Squid He sold ink in little jars that he got from his ink sac thingy that he has within his body They were too expensive He's in the ocean, what's the commotion Mr. Squid? Can i have some of your ink for half the price? he say... "No" "I am a legitimate businessman/squid" I'm writing a song about a squid because i'm gay We're at the bottom of the ocean, and there's no commotion And he said to me, "If you don't have the money, what can you offer me for my ink"? .... I'll suck your dink "I don't have one" he says, "I am a squid" Oh yeah I just wanted some ink to print my papers Papers please I don't have any ink or money, the Squid i can't suck his dink i can't get his ink what am i gonna do when i get home? I start to cry in the ocean, but noone can tell 'cuz it's in the water submerged in the water But the squid looks and he notices, he says "listen boy" "i think you can.. fuck off" He wasn't a nice squid after all I'm writing a song about a squid because i'm gay I think that's all i had to say
10.	Who's my egg? 02:20	lyrics	buy track
Who's my egg? x ???
11.	Shitty whiplash 02:51		buy track
12.	Rap of Empires 03:03		buy track

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I realised having all my tracks as single pages was cluttering shit up so i put them in an album.
The tracks range from Febuary 2014 to April 2015, it's basically the first set of songs i managed to actually finish.

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released August 28, 2015

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